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Cage/Fish & Associates

Open Letter to FOX

March 1, 1998

FOX Broadcasting Co.
P.O. Box 900
Beverly Hills, CA 90213

Dear FOX Broadcasting Co.:

Subject: Open letter to FOX Broadcasting Co.

Thank you for having a show as good as Ally McBeal on your network. The show has changed my life. In fact, it has changed my life so much, that I have decided to create a web site dedicated to Ally McBeal. I have heard, that in the past, the FOX network likes to have sites, such as mine, removed from existence. I feel that anyone who wants to create a site for any TV show should have the right to do so, as long as it does not harm anyone, or reduce the profits of the network. People creating WebSite only wish to promote the show, share their feelings, and get more viewers.

If FOX Broadcasting Co. decides to sue me for my page, for whatever reason, I will have to counter-sue. I will hire the entire firm of Fish/Cage and Associates, and I will claim OCD, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It is because of the FOX Broadcasting Co. that I am now obsessed with Ally McBeal, and I am often unable to perform even the most simple tasks without thinking about what will happen next week on Ally McBeal. I find myself troubled, constant waiting for the next Ally McBeal. What am I going to do this summer? There will be no more new Ally McBeal episodes until next fall. Let's not forget all the times that Ally McBeal has been delayed for something stupid, like sports, magic, or Melrose Place. I will file under the ADA and with the help of Ally McBeal, John Cage, Billy Allen Thomas, Georgia Thomas, and Richard Fish, I am sure that I will win. Therefore, if I were you, I would not be Snappish.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

 

Arthur Tham

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