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Unisex Humor - 4/18/98

Location: Unisex Restroom

[Billy is in the Unisex Restroom. Ally is entering]
Billy: Ally.
Ally: Hey.
Billy: Ally, about your cross.
Ally: I'd love to talk, but I'm late for trial.
Billy: Ok, talk to you later.
Ally: Later is good.
Billy: See ya
Ally: See ya
[Ally walks out as Richard walks in]
Richard: Ally
Ally: I'm late for trial.
Richard: Touche. Bygones.
[In the background]
Elaine: Ally
Ally: What, Elaine? I am late for trial.
Elaine: Snappish!
[In the unisex. Richard enters a stall]
Billy: Richard. This case I'm doing. Exactly what are we trying to get? This person obviously has no reason to sue.
Richard: Billy, we are not the ones to decide who is right or wrong. We simply try to get what our clients want.
Billy: Yes, but why this case? Our client has no case.
Richard: Res Ipsi Retainer
[Billy leaves. A few seconds pass. John enters the Unisex and checks the stalls to see if people are in. Seeing that no one is in, he uses his remote control toilet flusher. Richard falls out of the stall]
John: Richard, you usually quite fluid in your dismounts?
Richard: John, I'm not doing isometrics. I was frightened by the flush under my seat.
John: I checked the stalls, no one was there.
Richard: I have an L-5 disc problem. My chiropractor advised me to sit like this.
John: Oh. De-dum-da-de-dum. Poughkeepsie. I apologize.
Richard: Fine. [Waits a few seconds] Bygones.
[Elaine enters]
Elaine: The jury's back.
John: So soon? That's not good. We should have settled
Richard: John, we are going to win, and, we are going to get even more money than the offer.

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